Monday, January 17, 2011

the subliminal messages made me do it.

RAAWWWRRRR ROARS THE HOMEWORK MONSTER
I WILL EAT YOU UP IN ONE BIG BITE HE SCREAMED
I'VE SURROUNDED YOU AND YOU HAVE NO WAY OUT.
OH NO! NOT THE PUDDING! DON'T THROW THE PUDDING AT ME.
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The forensics team walked in 2 hours later to find shreds of text books and ashes, of what appeared to previously be binders, clogging up the sink and the toilet.

HOW DISGUSTING ROARED the CSI guy and CALLED GHOSTBUSTERS TO COME WASH IT AWAY.

He swore he would never lay eyes on such atrocities again.

All the evidence has hence been destroyed; all that remains is a little speck of ink dotted on the faucet.

We'll take a microscope to examine. What does that say?

GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK ANNE.

How strange.

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